With Election Day less than a week away, I am constantly thinking about the changes in this country that I would like to see. I have new-found hope because of Sen. Obama. I see a brighter day! Today, and for the next few days up to election, I am gonna let everyone know about the causes and laws that Mz.Soul thinks should be in place. I’m gonna let ‘cha know what I’m passionate about. If I was Obama’s Condoleeza, this would be my address to the hood across the nation:
Today, we’re going to address what I like to call the “dookie butt phenomenon”, but you probably know it as sagging pants. Being a 80’s baby, I have seen my share of butt crack, boxers, briefs, yellowed whities, and doo-doo browns. And NO! it does not seem to matter that the undies are not clean, or don’t match. In fact, I feel that it’s more pretentious when they do match and are clean. I mean, doesn’t looking sloppy go against the whole idea behind being clean and put together?
This would replace every Billy Dee Colt 45 advertisement in every hood...
DBP started, as most of us know, in prison. Inmates aren’t allowed to have belts because they can be used to aid suicide, and (as we all know from that one episode of OZ, where the guy was getting his knob slobbed and used the belt to have a monster orgasm) accidental deaths. Also, in the 90’s M.C. Lyte said she need a ruffneck. She said, and I quote, “I need a dude with attitude, who only needs his fingers with his food. Karl Kani’s saggin’ timbos draggin’. Frontin’ in his ride with his home boys braggin’”. Lastly, and this is just my personal belief, the younger generation knows that mamma ain’t messin’ up her nails and without a belt, she can’t whoop you like she should, hence the fall of a generation…
What I like to call Homothug DBP...
I know in GA. There are laws in the making to fine these ruffnecks with DBP, if caught with their pants down, literally. But Mz.Soul would like to propose a bill that would not only fine these so called thugs (of course we would use the money to buying belts that would be passed out in schools (they would sit right next to the condoms in the nurses office), but as a finishing touch have them all sit in a room for two weeks straight watching nothing but reruns of Fonzworh Bently’s From G’s to Gents…
DBP affects all race, creeds and colors...
In closing, Ladies and Gentlemen, Femmes and Studs and lest not forget our Female to Male transgendereds’, Mz.Soul says, “NEWSFLASH!!! SHOWING OFF YOU’RE JAILHOUSE MENTALITY ISN’T CUTE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU AIN’T BEEN TO NOBODIES JAIL (‘CEPT MAYBE IF YOU’RE WEEZY or JIM JONES), AND BESIDES THE WHOLE RUFFNECK STYLE SHOULD HAVE GONE SOUTH WITH KARL KANI FASHIIONS!!!”
So, tell me what you think of my speech? Do you think I could be the new advisor to the president? What do you think about guys & girls with pants down low? Is this a hot or not look? Let Mz.Soul know whats up!
