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Here’s to Hoodrats November 14, 2008

Filed under: love — mzsoul @ 7:51 am
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Mz.Soul’s definition of a hoodrat: a female that is disrespectful to herself, her children, anyone else that they see fit and any worthwhile opportunity. Usually ghetto, tacky (or gaudy), promiscuous and disinterested in anything that could improve their position in spirituality, education or society in general.

Hoodrats vary in catagories, they come in all shape, sizes and colors. They are employed or unemployed. They can be stylish or unkempt…

Now, I said all that to say this: Why is that no matter how gawd awful  females and their attitudes are, hoodrats are so appealing? I’m sure there’s someone out there shaking they’re head “Oh, no! I surely wouldn’t fall for a hoodrat chick!” But I know much better. No one wants to admit it, but as a old friend of mine once said, “good girls get walked on, and bitches get respect”. And this is true.

Hoodrats are nothing new. I’m sure there was a slave name Bonisha Afini picking cotton with her ass in someone else’s mans face. Not even offering her children a sugar tit, even when it was available, keeping it for herself (btw: a sugar tit was like a pacifyier for hungry slave children. it was a small cube of raw sugar wrapped in cheesecloth. mother’s who were breastfeeding would give them to their children when their breast was reserved for massa’s seed). There were hoodrats even in the bible (Delilah). You see them on the bus, tell their children to shut up, because they’re on their cell phones…

What is it about a woman with no class that demands devotion? Do you like hood rats over a classy, educated woman? If so, what is it about a trashy woman that you adore so much? Do you know a hoodrat, if so tell me your best hoodrat encounter.

See--told you they come in an assortment...

See--told you they come in an assortment...


And finally, any man that would make a fool of themselves for this man...

And finally, any man that would make a fool of themselves for this man...

 

One Response to “Here’s to Hoodrats”

  1. Bella Says:

    Nope. I prefer my women classy. Thanks!


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